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Why I Am Sometimes Hesitant To Give Writerly Advice


There’s a whole cottage industry out there concerning writerly advice. Many, many blogs feature everything novice writers “must” and “should never” do. Frankly, if I were a novice, I’d be so confused that I couldn’t write one word, out of fear that I’d be doing something wrong.

I’m going to tell you a secret—or rather, I’m going to quote W.S. Maugham:

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

― W. Somerset Maugham

This is the honest truth about writing. No one—no matter how rich, how well-known, nor how influential—knows the rules of writing, because, honestly, there are no hard and fast rules concerning writing.

What there are, instead, are good suggestions. You need to weigh those good suggestions and ask, each time, “Does this suggestion work for me?”

But “10 Good Suggestions For Writing A Great Novel” isn’t a very clickbait title, is it?

In the end, these “rules” are just suggestions that you should take with a huge grain of salt.

Look, I get it. You’re just starting out, so you’re desperate to figure out if you’re doing it right. You want a recipe for writing a novel. But novels are not something you can write with a checklist. Novels are something you write by instinct. Only experience can help you become a good writer. Only by getting your hands dirty can you know how to write a book—in other words, learn by doing.

You have to find your own methodology for writing. No one can do that for you. You learn by trial, error, and infinite patience.

So, I’m hesitant to give you writerly advice, as that makes it sound like I have the secrets to good writing, and that if you read my suggestions, you’ll become a great writer.

That’s not how it works. If I had the secrets, I’d give them to you.

But I do have “getting my hands dirty” experience, so I’ll give you what I’ve learned. If what I’ve learned applies to you, take what you need. If it doesn’t, go with what works for you.

However, since I’m thinking about these “three rules of writing a novel,” I’ll give you what I’ve learned:

“Rule” 1: Never bore your reader.

“Rule” 2: Never betray your reader’s trust.

“Rule” 3: If your ending doesn’t satisfy the reader, they won’t come back to read your next novel.

So, I’ll keep writing out my suggestions, but remember this: Don’t try to follow perfectly in my footsteps. I’m a stranger here myself—because every time I write a story, I’m back to square one. Every story of mine requires a new perspective and a new methodology. I’m fortunate enough to have the skills that I’ve learned by doing, but every story is still virgin territory for me. That’s what makes writing exciting.

I have no road maps to help you write a perfect book. But I do have experience, which I’m glad to share with you.

Let’s learn together.

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How to Read Like a Writer

Hey there again!

As I mentioned last time, I dislike writers who tell novice writers to “Read!” without elaborating on the idea.

So, I wanted to talk more about reading like a writer. The last time, I talked about what a writer should read. This time, I want to talk about how to read like a writer.

There’s a difference between reading like a reader and reading like a writer. A reader is reading a book in order to enjoy the book. A writer reads a book not just for enjoyment, but also in order to find out how the writer is doing the magic we know as writing.

A good writer must be an analytical one. We must encounter a book like a student encounters a textbook. We have to be here to learn.

So, here’s a writing exercise that will teach you how to read like a writer:

1/ Find a used copy of your favorite book, preferably one with huge margins. You’ll need huge margins, because you’re going to be writing in the margins.

2/ Get some pencils for writing in the margins, underlining sentences, circling words, and putting stars or check marks near your favorite scenes, lines of dialog, etc.

3/ Make a Word file entitled “What I Am Learning From My Favorite Book,” and save it.

4/ Slowly, start reading your book. Read a scene, then sit with the scene. Write down in your Word file:

a)   What did I like about this scene?

b)   Is there anything I didn’t like about this scene?

c)   What is this scene trying to accomplish?

d)   Is this scene well-paced, or does it go on too long (or is it a little too short)?

e)   What have I learned from this scene about the book, especially concerning the characters?

f)   What can I, as a writer, learn from this scene?

5/ As you’re reading the scene, underline any words, phrases, or sentences you like/love/hate. Write your impressions in the margins. Star or check mark any paragraph you want to remember.

6/ Slowly but surely, work your way through this book. Analyze every scene until you’re done.

At the end of the book, ask yourself:

1/ What have I learned about writing from this book?

2/ Are there any approaches to writing used in this book that I want to borrow in terms of my own writing?

I know it sounds like slow work—and it is—but I can promise you, after you do this with your favorite book, you will read every other book/story out there the way a writer does, as opposed to the way the audience does.

I’m not trying to make more work for you, but I’m telling you, it will save you a lot of time and effort in the long run. You’ll be miles ahead of other novice writers who only know how to read a book like a reader.

I still use this methodology myself on occasion. One day, I discovered that I had writer’s burnout, which is writer’s block writ large. In desperation, I took The Haunting of Hill House and did a deep read of the novel with my husband. By the end of the book, I had the germ of an idea for my book Song to the Siren.

I’m going to use the metaphor of stage magic. Let’s see ourselves as wanna-be magicians, standing backstage, looking at all of the other magicians. Learning how the other stage magicians do their tricks will make you become a magician too. All good writers are that novice magician waiting in the wings, watching the master magicians doing their job. Even if it’s a trick we know, even when we know how the tricks are done, we still look and listen to the stage patter, because there is more to the act than just sawing a lady in half. Once you see the magician as someone you can learn from, as opposed to someone who’s an unapproachable demi-god, you’ll be able to become a magician yourself.

Then someday, you’ll be the person the novices are looking at.

Someday, you’ll be the one that the novices are asking for advice.

When that day comes, I hope you don’t blow them off by telling them to “Read!” without elaborating on what you mean by that. 

Instead, I hope that you’ll dig back to the days when you were struggling to do your magic, and you’ll be generous enough to reveal a few of your tricks to those who admire you.

Because then, you’ll truly be a master magician, instead of just a professional one.

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Writers Read… But WHAT Should They Read?

Few things annoy me more than when a novice writer asks for writerly advice, only to have a writer smile a “I’m so clever” smile and say: “Read!” It’s a condescending, patronizing thing to say, since most novice writers are reading.

Yes, reading is important. Reading is a continuing education class for writers.

Yet when a novice writer says “What should I read?” the writer gives them that same smile and says, “Everything.”

Yes, there is a grain of truth in that. Every bit of writing out there can teach a writer something, but it doesn’t really answer the question.

So, I’ll give you some advice concerning what to read:

1/ If you’re researching a topic for a book, read about that topic. For instance, with our book Song to the Siren, I had to do a lot of research not just about Irish mythology, but also about mental illness in teenage boys.

Do deep research, not just a quick glance at Wiki. Even if you’re just writing a “freak of the week” monster story, look into the cultural background of that monster. Look for the mythological tales about that monster.

Wiki is a starting point for research, not the end point.

2/ If you’re a genre writer, start with reading what contemporary writers are writing in your genre– but please don’t stop there. If you do, you’ll just copy the competition. Instead, find out who influenced those writers, and read those writers’ influences. Then read the writers who influenced the writers your contemporaries like. Go as far back as you feel comfortable going. There’ll be a point where the prose/prose style is too dated for you to get into. For instance, I write about the supernatural, so my roots go way, way back– but they stop with Ann Radcliffe, as her plots and prose style are simply too old-school for my liking. That’s okay– there’ll be a certain point where you just can’t relate any longer.

3/ Once you’ve read what’s in canon in your genre, start looking outside of canon for lesser-known writers. For instance, I love old ghost stories– but having read M.R. James, E.F. Benson, Elizabeth Gaskell, and so on, I still hungered for ghost stories. Eventually, I found lesser-known writers like Mary Elizabeth Counselman, Rosemary Timperley, and Richmal Crompton (better known for the “Just William” stories than for her ghost stories).

So, why go for the more obscure writers, you might ask? Well, writers who only read what’s in canon are influenced by what’s in canon. If you read the more obscure writers, your ideas may seem fresher than writers who only read their contemporaries or what’s in canon.

4/ Read to your weaknesses instead of your strengths. That sounds a little wonky, but let me explain: all writers are good at some aspects of storytelling, and less good at others. You, as a novice writer, might be good at coming up with ideas, but not so good at writing dialog. So, if you want to get better at writing dialog, read authors who write good dialog. I’ll give you a personal for-instance: my writing weakness is description, so I started reading works that had a handle on how to describe characters. As I read, I thought, “Okay, that’s how you do it.” Believe me, it helped.

5/ Once you’ve read what’s in canon in your genre, get adventurous, and read outside your given genre. When people only read inside their genre, they start sounding like the other voices in their genre. There starts to be a tunnel-vision effect concerning ideas and inspiration. However, if you read outside your genre, you’ll encounter ideas that are new to you. When you incorporate ideas that are new to your genre, you’re more likely to become more innovative. If your ideas are different, it’ll be because your influences are different.

NEXT TIME:  HOW to read like a Writer

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Barb’s Literary Corner: THE PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE

One time Barb got a little obsessed with The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. Barb answered some online student essay questions.

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT: The following Literary Corner involves big ol’ spoilers for the plot of the book and the film The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.

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What Really Walks Alone in Hill House?

by Barb Lien-Cooper

MANY SPOILERS AHEAD (You Have Been Warned)

I’ve read the novel The Haunting of Hill House five times.

The first time, as a teenager, I was frightened by the book, but I also felt conned, not by the author, but by the house itself. When I got to the last page, I said: “Poor Eleanor has been duped by Hill House.”

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Park and Barb riff the film NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS

Okay, so, some of you know that Barb and Park’s favorite TV show is the 1966-1971 gothic soap opera DARK SHADOWS. They made two movies about it (and then in 2012, Tim Burton also made a movie connected to it, but we don’t talk about that one). Anyway, some time ago, Barb and I riffed the WHOLE MOVIE (not out loud. It was only out loud at our house).

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PARK AND BARB’S PARKTOBER MOVIE MARATHON

Halloween-time is one of our favorite holidays. Barb likes to watch lots of horror movies, more and more as we approach Halloween. This month we started out having trouble finding good things to watch, but then we started doing better and better.

WE HAVE ALREADY WATCHED, THIS MONTH:

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Barb Halloween Update: 10-20-2022

I’m listening to Howling Wolf right now, as sometimes, you just need the toughest electric blues possible.

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Barb Update: The Missives of October

First, before anything: we’ve got a new book out!

Song to the Siren is a prose novel about:

–scares, drugs, and rock and roll

–true love, madness, and the supernatural

–childhood… and surviving long enough to get out of childhood…

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Podcast episode: INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

Here’s a podcast episode that Barb and I were on once to talk about the movie of INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE. Enjoy!