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  • War and Remembrance: How Dark Shadows Makes the Political Personal in 1795

    War and Remembrance: How Dark Shadows Makes the Political Personal in 1795

    One (or 8 for that matter) isn’t enough to satisfy y’all! So here’s another essay about the 1966-1971 gothic daytime soap opera Dark Shadows

    In my previous essay about Angelique, I mentioned that Angelique had ambitions to better her station in life. Angelique, a lady’s maid to Countess Natalie du Prés, was raised from a young age as a servant. In the du Prés household in Martinique, Angelique learned the manners and mannerisms of the upper class, and wanted the lifestyle they lived.

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  • The Wonderful World of Dismemberment

    The Wonderful World of Dismemberment

    There used to be a television show called The Wonderful World of Disney, where a kid could see old Disney cartoons and live action films. We now have Disney Plus, which I have a free subscription to for six months because my husband got a new phone. But I’d trade Disney Plus for a horror channel that had as much old content as Disney has. About the best streaming service for horror is Shudder (we also have a six-month free subscription because of the phone thing), but it doesn’t have a lot of selection of older films, and I’m just not interested in their exclusive content. I do thank them for the quality of the prints of the movies they show. And I also thank them for all of the Giallo films they have. Finally, I thank them for showing my favorite folk horror film, Eyes of Fire. I appreciate Shudder, it just doesn’t have enough stuff that I’m into.

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  • Was Angelique SO Wrong? (A Dark Shadows Essay)

    Was Angelique SO Wrong? (A Dark Shadows Essay)

    Time for another essay about the 1966-1971 gothic daytime soap opera Dark Shadows

    When it comes to the 1795 Dark Shadows storyline, I am a bit of an Angelique apologist, with two huge exceptions:

    1/ What Angelique does to Victoria Winters, the only person who, in the Collins household, offers Angelique friendship, one of the few people who wants to be kind to Angelique, and Angelique frames Vicki for being a witch (instead of herself)! Yes, it was an act of self-preservation on Angelique’s part, but it was still a nasty thing to do.

    2/ What Angelique does to Sarah Collins when Barnabas tells Angelique that he knows that Angelique is a witch. Yeah, I get it, Angelique, you’re angry as heck at Barnabas, but sticking pins in a voodoo doll representing Barnabas’ little sister and then threatening to stick one right in the dolly’s heart? Sorry, that’s a step way, way too far. I was totally on your side before that (I wasn’t all that fond of Vicki, sorry).

    Still… let me tell you why I have more compassion for Angelique than I do for most villains.

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  • Married Geek Couple #6: Watching the Detectives

    Married Geek Couple #6: Watching the Detectives

    Park: So recently– and funnily enough this had never come up before– you explained to me that the first adult books you read were mystery stories, and then I suppose entire mystery novels, yes? So is that how you got into Dorothy L. Sayers?

    Barb:  As a child, I hated most children’s books.  Only Dorp Dead, The Pushcart War, and The Egypt Game appealed to me.  I hated kids’ mysteries where kids foiled jewel robberies, bank heists, found stolen loot, and so on.  See, I knew that kids would never do such things, so I couldn’t suspend my disbelief…

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  • Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene #4

    Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene #4

    Okay so here we are with Anatomy of a Scene #4! Today we’re doing the scene from the once-famous gothic daytime TV soap opera Dark Shadows (kind of two scenes, technically, or maybe just one longish one, depending on your point of view) where, in the year 1795, Joshua Collins finds out his son Barnabas is about to marry gorgeous servant girl Angelique instead of Josette DuPrés, who, just a few weeks ago, was the girl everyone (except Angelique, I guess?) thought he was going to marry…

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  • Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene #3

    Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene #3

    Okay so here’s the thing: Barb and I wanted to do another Anatomy of a Scene, because this, to us, is Fun. It is F-U-N, as they said one time on MST3K. But we weren’t sure what Dark Shadows scene really NEEDED us to deep-analyze it. There are certainly other great scenes on Dark Shadows, but we would need another one that (1) NEEDED analysis (so that seemed to exclude scenes with Willie Loomis, because they’re all amazing, but they’re also not as SUBTLE as the scenes we’ve done so far), and also scenes that (2) no one ELSE had already analyzed. There are other amazing scenes in Dark Shadows, but other writers have already done a good job of analyzing some of those.

    Well, we talked about it, and finally realized that what we might need to get into is Barnabas’ relationship with his father—like, say, the first time we see them together.

    As it happens, that moment ALSO happens to be in the same episode where we first get Angelique—just earlier in the episode.

    SO HERE WE GO.

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  • Married Geek Couple #5: Barb’s Turn

    Married Geek Couple #5: Barb’s Turn

    Barb’s Turn! Finally, I ask Barb some questions instead of the other way around!

    Park: Okay, questions-for-Barb starts now! Favorite Actor?

    Barb: OOOH, tough one. I really love Van Heflin, the old Hollywood star. He’s so tough yet so gentle. And I love Robert Ryan, as he has a “don’t mess with me, you’ll regret it” vibe. I don’t like a lot of modern actors. I love Tom Holland, but I don’t think Hollywood knows what to do with him, post-Spider-Man. Same goes with the other two modern actors I like, Tom Hiddleston and Ryan Reynolds. Of course, Ryan Reynolds doesn’t have a thing to worry about, as he’s a savvy business man. But Hiddleston needs to find some post-Loki roles. Maybe he should go back to Shakespeare.

    Park: Favorite ACTRESS?

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  • Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene– #2

    Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene– #2

    We’re back, with another installment of our feature Anatomy of a Scene, in which we take a deeper dive into a scene, this time once again from the classic gothic television daytime soap opera Dark Shadows, 1966-1971.

    Okay so remember our first Anatomy of a Scene? The talk that didn’t go well between Angelique and Barnabas in Barnabas’ bedroom? Well Angelique has gotten RIGHT TO WORK and has acquired one of Barnabas’ handkerchiefs and a toy wooden soldier that was his when he was a boy, and she is contemplating some voodoo revenge magic for Barnabas (but the audience doesn’t officially know yet that Angelique can do magic, so let’s try not to get ahead of ourselves!)…

    https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/508877/s04-e39-episode-370

    She’s talking to her new little inanimate friends… ending with the line:

    Angelique: You are all I need… to make him regret what he’s done to me…

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  • Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene #1

    Dark Shadows: Anatomy of a Scene #1

    Okay, so this is going to be a thing we’re calling Anatomy of a Scene–specifically, this is going to be the first time Angelique and Barnabas are seen together alone in episode 368 (sometimes called number 368/369 for network numbering reasons I don’t want to get into right now) of the TV show Dark Shadows, in the 1795 storyline.

    So here’s the set-up:

    –Barnabas is the only son of rich parents, and the year is 1795. The place is the coastal fishing town of Collinsport, Maine—except back then, Maine was considered a part of Massachusetts, and not a state all by itself yet.

    –Josette DuPres is a pretty rich girl of French ancestry, who has been living in Martinique in the Caribbean.

    Now, Barnabas’ dad owns a very prosperous fishing fleet, and Josette’s dad owns a sugar plantation. They would both sort of like it if these kids got married (although Josette has had other suitors in the past who didn’t quite work out, apparently).

    –Josette’s aunt Natalie is the Countess DuPres…

    –And the Countess’ maid is a gorgeous blonde gal named Angelique.

    Reader, Spoiler Alert: Barnabas took a little tour of the Caribbean (he stopped at Barbados, too), and he spent time around Josette. But in those days, young men and women with money were VERY chaperoned, and had to abide by LOTS of rules of being polite and not doing much touching—heck, one hardly ever left such people alone together for five seconds.

    So, Barnabas met Josette, and liked her. Quite a bit, actually, to hear him tell it.

    BUT, he had a self-esteem problem, and didn’t feel like Josette would return his feelings for her—

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  • Married Geek Couple #4: TV and Movies, Disney and Marvel  

    Married Geek Couple #4: TV and Movies, Disney and Marvel  

    Still my (Park’s) turn to answer questions from Barb! Today, Barb mostly asks about Disney and Marvel stuff.

    Barb: What’s your favorite old-school live action Disney film?

    Park: Oh dang… Tron counts, right?

    Barb: I think that my favorite might be Pollyanna, because it’s a problem-solving film.  One perky kid can change the world.

    Barb: Damned right, Tron counts!!!!

    Barb: So, Tron?  Back when I met you, you were the only other person I knew who understood what a great film Tron was.

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